MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE
男人很难取悦!!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u treat him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果你对他好，他说你爱上他；
If u Don't, he says u are PROUND;
对他不好，他说你骄傲；
If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他；
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG;
如果不，他说你是乡下来的；
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果你跟他理论，他说你固执；
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS;
如果你沉默，他说你没脑;
If u SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果你比他聪明，他说那是小聪明;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT;
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧；
If u Don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSES u;
如果你不爱他，他想拥有你;
If u LOVE him, he tries to LEAVE u; (true izit..??)
如果你爱他，他试着离开你；
If u Don't MAKE LOVE with him, he says u Don't LOVE him;
如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他；
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP;
如果跟他做，他说你贱货；
If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦；
If u Don't, he says u Don't TRUST him;
如果不，他说你不信任他；
If u SCOLD him, u are a NANNY to him;
如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈；
if he SCOLD u, it's because he CARES for u;
如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你；
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTER;
如果你没有守承诺，你就是不可信任的人；
If he BREAK his, he is FORCED to do so;
如果他不守承诺，他是逼不得已的；
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果你吸烟，你是坏女孩；
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN;
如果他吸烟，他就是绅士；
If u do WELL in your exams, he says its LUCK;
如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气；
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS;
如果他考得好，他说是实力；
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果你伤害了他，表示你很残酷；
If he HURT u, u are too SENSITIVES!
如果他伤害了你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦了!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!
If guys VIEW this, they will swear that it's NOT TRUE
如果男生看了，他们会发誓以上是不正确的
Give girls to VIEW it, Give them some laugher
让女生们看看，让他们笑一笑
