男人你很难过‏....

MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE

男人很难取悦!!!



The problems with GUYS:

男人的问题是：



If u treat him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

如果你对他好，他说你爱上他；



If u Don't, he says u are PROUND;

对他不好，他说你骄傲；



If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他；



If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG;

如果不，他说你是乡下来的；



If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

如果你跟他理论，他说你固执；



If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS;

如果你沉默，他说你没脑;



If u SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

如果你比他聪明，他说那是小聪明;



If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT;

如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧；



If u Don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSES u;

如果你不爱他，他想拥有你;



If u LOVE him, he tries to LEAVE u; (true izit..??)

如果你爱他，他试着离开你；



If u Don't MAKE LOVE with him, he says u Don't LOVE him;

如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他；



If u do!! he says u are CHEAP;

如果跟他做，他说你贱货；



If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦；



If u Don't, he says u Don't TRUST him;

如果不，他说你不信任他；



If u SCOLD him, u are a NANNY to him;

如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈；



if he SCOLD u, it's because he CARES for u;

如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你；



If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTER;

如果你没有守承诺，你就是不可信任的人；



If he BREAK his, he is FORCED to do so;

如果他不守承诺，他是逼不得已的；



If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

如果你吸烟，你是坏女孩；



If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN;

如果他吸烟，他就是绅士；



If u do WELL in your exams, he says its LUCK;

如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气；



If he does WELL, it's BRAINS;

如果他考得好，他说是实力；




If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

如果你伤害了他，表示你很残酷；

If he HURT u, u are too SENSITIVES!

如果他伤害了你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦了!



SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!



If guys VIEW this, they will swear that it's NOT TRUE

如果男生看了，他们会发誓以上是不正确的



Give girls to VIEW it, Give them some laugher

让女生们看看，让他们笑一笑